My embarrassing moment happened back in 2002.
DH took our sons to ride the Teacups, while I found a nice shady spot to watch them because spinning rides are just not my thing.
So, I sat down on a bench and took pictures from my perch, happy as a little clam.
When the ride was over, I got up to join them and we started walking to the next attraction.Thats when my youngest son, said Momma, did you poop your pants?
I twisted around and oh my gosh, I had a huge brown stain on the back and sides of my YELLOW shorts!
I guess I had sat down in someones melted mickey bar
Off to the restroom I went to see what I could do about cleaning it off. But the more I wiped and washed with the restroom paper towels, the worse it looked.
So, my female ingenuity kicked in, and I simply took them off and turned them inside out.Wala, no more stain, and I only looked slightly stupid walking around the rest of the day with my short seams on the outside.