HeatherLassell
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2011
Things I wish I could request in good conscience:
1) Tablemates with accents. Especially British or Aussie. I just like listening to them talk. Texas might work too. And any place with idioms that don't match ours.
2) Celebrity tablemates.
3) Horrible people. The kind that would say things that would allow my husband and I to compete to see who could keep our faces straight the longest before breaking, and then give us plenty of fodder for funny stories later.
4) People with totally unconventional jobs. Not corporate.... like a zoological vet and an iceberg researcher or something. Unfortunately, they'd probably be bored by us.
5) People that fight spectacularly with lots of personal information, and/or ask us for advice on extremely convoluted scenarios. I love other people's drama.
6) A friend for my introverted husband. Someone who would be like "dude. We need to ditch these ladies and go to the pub." Please... ditch me... (I'll console myself with a book and a glass of wine overlooking the ocean )
7) Super perfect kids that would show our children perfect behavior that our kids would pay attention to.
finally... and more reasonably... a nice table of three that would include a 3 year old boy or girl that would totally click with my youngest and play with him all week in the kids clubs so he wouldn't always feel like a tag-along with his older twin sisters Ideally with accents of course.
OMGOSH I totally wish we could make requests for our tablemates! I love your list. lol Except maybe for #3!