Something Awful has put out a tongue-in-cheek guide to surviving Disney World. The guide is written on a sarcastic humor site that is focused on finding fault with everything. If Disney World is serious business to you don't read it.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/disneyworld-guide-1.php PG-13 for language.
The first couple of pages are mainly what it's like when your wife and kid beg you to take them on a Disney World vacation. On page 3 the hotel descriptions are the best, with each hotel getting the sarcastic mini-review treatment.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/disneyworld-guide-1.php PG-13 for language.
The first couple of pages are mainly what it's like when your wife and kid beg you to take them on a Disney World vacation. On page 3 the hotel descriptions are the best, with each hotel getting the sarcastic mini-review treatment.
Contemporary Resort - A monolithic slab of decaying concrete popular with vacationing Eastern Bloc refugees who make smarmy comments like "oh you AMERICANS with your MICKEY MOUSES and GEORGE BUSHES." One of the first hotels to offer bed comforters stuffed entirely with rebar.
Boardwalk Inn - "Beautifully appointed rooms, shingled rooftops, private courtyards and magnificent gardens combine to recreate the charming atmosphere of romantic bed-and-breakfast inns found along the mid-Atlantic coast of the 1940s." This is an extremely verbose, eloquent way of saying "there's a carousel in the lobby. It does not work."