Flashlights don't really, er, flash
They can if tucked into a scantily clad women's lingere.
A traffic circle sounds like a 2 year old did your urban planning
Oh yeah, roundabout sounds so much better...
Let's wander around about for a while and maybe we'll find what we're looking for.
Sidewalk sounds like.....oh wait I already did that gag
Funny...that reminds me of a quote...
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Elevators, just to let you know ALSO GO DOWN! It's like magic!
True, but I think the same could be said of lifts.
So you like, chip it off the potato? If only someone could have come up with a catchier, shorter phrase than French Fry. Seeing as they are not even French. They are Belgian.
True and most people don't realize that french frying is actually a technique of preparing not so much a food.
So, its a Crispy thing? If only someone.........
So, with that logic, we should call any other number of things that are crispy crisps?
Cookies should be called crisps?
Chicken should be called crisps?
Crackers should be called crisps?
Well done brisket should be called crisps?
Overcooked biscuits? (I'd call em burnt)
Chinese noodles should be called crisps?
Okay...I'm running out of ideas of crispy or crunchy things. Better stop anyway. Glad we could help your meeting go better.
Where were yall yesterday when I had a 3 hour meeting.