The 3 best movie quotes ever

[Imzadi]

Oh yeah, I remember the area well as a teen in the 80s. Greyhound station, 42nd, all the shops, subways and parks, every other passerby asking to sell you something, 24hr illegal gambling, mass corruption, petty crime, the car carcasses on all the exit ramps, lol. The good the bad and the ugly. Looking back the stark contrast between '85 and '95 is remarkable.

Wow, you bring back memories. Remember the windshield washer people? They would run out into the street, to your windshield, once unsuspecting cars stopped at red lights. If you accidentally got trapped in between two stopped cars and couldn't escape them, some of them used to spit on their grimy cloth to try to clean your windshield, to extort you for money.

Also, there was the time the mafia used NYC as their litter box. They used to gun down rival mobs and leave their bodies all over the streets of NYC. The NY Post used to live for their sensational headlines in those days, something like "Mob Boss Bumped Off."

 

[Imzadi]

"Take your stinking paws off me, you ****** dirty ape!"

 

[moniqueand2]

Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance - Fried Green Tomatoes

'Cher, what are you wearing?'
'A dress!'
'Says who?'
'Calvin Klein!' - Clueless

I know the guys you'd hire to come get me, they like me better than you. - Ocean's Thirteen

 

[theluckyrabbit]

This movie has too many good lines to choose from:

Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!

Rollie! You take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!

There’s what’s right and there’s what’s right and never the twain shall meet.

 

[PSUGuy]

'Where da white women at?'

Bill From PA

 

[mrsap]

All from same movie.

1) Does anyone here speak Jive?
2) Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
3) Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

YES!!!!!!! No one ever understands my Airplane quotes!!!!

 

[mrsap]

‘What are you looking at?! Wipe that face off your head b—h!!’

‘I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart.’

‘Its over Anakin, I have the high ground.’

‘Calm down, get a hold of yourself!!!’

‘Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.’


I have Ssssssoooo many!!!!

 

[spiders]

YES!!!!!!! No one ever understands my Airplane quotes!!!! ❤❤

What's our clearance, Clarence?
What's our vector, Victor?

Okay, not a movie but...

No soup for you!

 

[mrsap]

What's our clearance, Clarence?
What's our vector, Victor?

Okay, not a movie but...

No soup for you!

There are a lot of great quotes from that movie!! I can practically recite it!!!

 

[theluckyrabbit]

...
Okay, not a movie but...

No soup for you!

You just reminded me of this: We have so much in common, we both love soup...

 

[wilbret]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
May the force be with you
You're gonna need a bigger boat

So many

 

[MissStitch626]

I won't claim they're the best ever but three of my favourites...

"I carried a watermelon."
"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."
"Another glorious morning...makes me sick!"

 

[Starwarsfan2]

"You play ball like a girl".
"You'll shoot your eye out".
"I want an Oopa Loompa".

 

[azdisneylover]

There are a lot of great quotes from that movie!! I can practically recite it!!!

and don't call me Shirley!

 

[StageTek]

Another movie, another great O'Toole line: How tall is King Kong?

I could do ten quotes from that movie alone that are "the best".

 

[hertamaniac]

There's no crying in baseball.

 

[pigletliz]

What's our clearance, Clarence?
What's our vector, Victor?

Okay, not a movie but...

No soup for you!

Lol Totally walked my mom, aunt and sister all around New York looking for that restaurant soup kitchen. Once we found it, we were too scared to go in

 

[Disney Doll]

I use “we’re gonna need a bigger boat” quite often...especially lately

 

[mrsap]

“I only came here to do two things, kick some a — and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost outta beer.”

‘It’d be a lot cooler if you did.’

‘I bet she’s cute once you clean all the s— off her.’

 

[mrsap]

‘Put him in the bathroom!!’

‘I ain’t no band leader.’

‘It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.’