The 3 best movie quotes ever

Two from the same movie:

"Every man dies, not every man truly lives."

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Different movie:

"I have a head for business and a bod for sin."
 
"Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush"

"Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth."

"I never thought I'd say this again. I'm getting the pig!"
 
Gentlemen. You can’t fight in here. This is the war room.

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

I wish I knew how to quit you.
 
I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing. If you say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot. And don't think I can't do it.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

There's no place like home.
 
I'll give it another try with one of my favorites.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
 
1. You'll stay with me? Until the very end.
2. You lived but you never had a life
3. It's a big and beautiful world. Most of us live and die in the same corner where we were born and never get to see any of it. I don’t want to be most of us.
 
From the first "R" rated movie I ever saw, and still one of my favorites today.

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
“Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the Peace Corps.”
 
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In my Universal Passholders Facebook group someone started a thread (or maybe you don't call it that on Facebook) where you quote from a movie and then add the words "due to the pandemic." Some of them are pretty funny.

There's no place like home...due to the pandemic.

I volunteer as tribute...due to the pandemic.
 

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