kaykels
My happily ever after began on Castaway Cay
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2003
Man, I have so many of them I don't know where to start. I thought this could be a really funny thread. There are some great stories on the "best Disney memories" thread, but some of my funny stories are definitely NOT the best moments!
Here goes:
I decided to get a spray booth tan before my cruise. Well, the next day I looked like I had a disease because I was blotchy, and an odd shade of orange/dark brown. I was VERY dark, and I'm a fair skinned girl. So I got in the hot tub up to my knees on day two. When I stood up, below the knee I was milk white once again, and tanning residue was dripping down my legs. Eww, I know!
But it gets better.
I had the brillant foresight of packing airbrush tan in a can. This was a Saturday Night Live skit! I got in my bathtub in my cabin and sprayed my white legs so they matched the rest of me. Well, this orange thick goo went EVERYWHERE. I had to tip my steward $20 to help clean it up. I think I permanently stained the tub and ruined about 5 towels. But I was proud as a peacock with my newly tanned legs. They were awesome.
So I strut back to the pool area and showed my DB and DSIL my legs. My DB was jealous and wanted to use the stuff too. UNTIL..... and this is the good part..... I climbed in the Mickey pool. You could take your fingernail and write your name in my legs. The crap went everywhere. It was like thick facepaint.
I humbly returned to my cabin, resmembling an orange and white zebra and scraped the rest off.
NOT MY BEST LOOK !
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I also have to laugh when I think about the guy scraching his hind end as he was leaning against the Palo window while we were eating brunch.
Here goes:
I decided to get a spray booth tan before my cruise. Well, the next day I looked like I had a disease because I was blotchy, and an odd shade of orange/dark brown. I was VERY dark, and I'm a fair skinned girl. So I got in the hot tub up to my knees on day two. When I stood up, below the knee I was milk white once again, and tanning residue was dripping down my legs. Eww, I know!
But it gets better.
I had the brillant foresight of packing airbrush tan in a can. This was a Saturday Night Live skit! I got in my bathtub in my cabin and sprayed my white legs so they matched the rest of me. Well, this orange thick goo went EVERYWHERE. I had to tip my steward $20 to help clean it up. I think I permanently stained the tub and ruined about 5 towels. But I was proud as a peacock with my newly tanned legs. They were awesome.
So I strut back to the pool area and showed my DB and DSIL my legs. My DB was jealous and wanted to use the stuff too. UNTIL..... and this is the good part..... I climbed in the Mickey pool. You could take your fingernail and write your name in my legs. The crap went everywhere. It was like thick facepaint.
I humbly returned to my cabin, resmembling an orange and white zebra and scraped the rest off.
NOT MY BEST LOOK !
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I also have to laugh when I think about the guy scraching his hind end as he was leaning against the Palo window while we were eating brunch.