Most ridiculous injury you have had in your life?

[cinnaminny]

I turned around quickly, barefoot and 9 months pregnant, sprained and broke 7 bones in my foot. I still can't get that sound out of my head.

 

[OKW8297]

Broke my left hand when I banged it in a doorway while running. Went to my first day of eight grade with an ace bandage on it and got it X-rayed and splinted after school. We never thought it could be broken.

 

[dbug 89]

Most recent dumb injuries caught my fingers in a cupboard door and while trying to get the door open I ran my foot into the baseboard of the stupid cupboard