Oh, the stories I have at 30,000 feet. Just a few highlights of dumb questions ...
"Excuse me, how do I unroll the window?" (
...you don't want a rapid decompression, so you can't!)
"What do you have on draft?" (this is an airplane, not a bar/restaurant)
"Can you put this in your fridge?" (We don't have a fridge onboard, which people fail to believe. A dinky chiller on some, but everything cold is either put on ice or packed with dry ice.)
"What does it mean when you say prepare your doors and crotch check?" (uh...it is CROSS check. We are checking the door across from the one we are are arming/disarming as a double check safety measure. Nobody is checking a crotch, but it would be a good time to make sure your fly isn't open when you are say goodbye
)
"Do you know Jane Doe, she's a flight attendant? You don't, why not!" (there are 20,000 of us, I can't know them all. My favorite is when they ask about a flight attendant that works for a different airline, lol.)