Christmas - Game

[tiggerdad]

lamb,its fleece was white as snow. Oh wait, wrong song.

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer,.....

Is with a butterknife, possibly a spoon.

My favorite Christmas dish is...

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[2goofycampers]

My favorite Christmas dish is...

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FOOD !

We open our presents on........

 

[tiggerdad]

FOOD !

We open our presents on........

The floor, couch, table, bed, porch, front yard, even the kitchen. Just depends on where we get our hands on it.

Does anybody recall the most famous reindeer of all?

 

[snowmedic]

The floor, couch, table, bed, porch, front yard, even the kitchen. Just depends on where we get our hands on it.

Does anybody recall the most famous reindeer of all?

It's Dominick the Donkey, he belongs to the Christmas Monkey.

'Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas . . . perhaps . . .

 

[tiggerdad]

It's Dominick the Donkey, he belongs to the Christmas Monkey.

'Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas . . . perhaps . . .

comes from Craigslist, EBay, Amazon, the black market...

(If the Christmas Monkey were a human, it would be Chuck Norris)

What did you get on the 13th day of Christmas?

 

[2goofycampers]

comes from Craigslist, EBay, Amazon, the black market...

(If the Christmas Monkey were a human, it would be Chuck Norris)

What did you get on the 13th day of Christmas?

MasterCard bill, priceless.

Frosty loves to eat dinner at.................

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Frosty loves to eat dinner at.................

Dairy Queen !!

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I met a man who lives in Tennessee,
And he was....

 

[tiggerdad]

Dairy Queen !!

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I met a man who lives in Tennessee,
And he was....

Brewing some fine tasting whiskey!

If I can't be at the Fort for Christmas then I would rather be at...

 

[2goofycampers]

If I can't be at the Fort for Christmas then I would rather be at...

A cheaper campground in Fl.

Mickey is getting Minnie _______________ for Christmas.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Mickey is getting Minnie _______________ for Christmas.

Mickey is getting Minnie, "Cheese of the Month" subscription, for Christmas.
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Greeting cards have all been sent, the Christmas rush is through,
but I still have ......

 

[Born 2 Fish]

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Greeting cards have all been sent, the Christmas rush is through,
but I still have ......

a little on the credit card left, so lets go to the store for booze.
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Dominick the Donkey looked up at the Christmas Monkey and asked,
"Why can't we have Christmas all year round ?"

 

[tiggerdad]

a little on the credit card left, so lets go to the store for booze.
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Dominick the Donkey looked up at the Christmas Monkey and asked,
"Why can't we have Christmas all year round ?"

And the Christmas Monkey, not being used to someone seeking his awsome wisdom, thought deeply. Finally, he looked the donkey in the face and said: "Oook. Ook, oooook, ook, oook!"
Which translates into: why my dear long faced mammal friend, Chuck Norris, I mean Santa Clause, must have time to vacation. Also, the elves need time to shop, I mean build the toys. This is where my friends The Great Pumpkin, Tooth Fairy, and Easter Bunny come in to play.

Oook?
Translated: Do you understand?



"Where did the idea for decorating a tree come from?"

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Oook?
Translated: Do you understand?

"Where did the idea for decorating a tree come from?"

My super great great, etc, grandfather,,,he wasn't right in the head but he had his own ways of celebrating Christmas and it caught on.

oh,,and "Oook",,well that's monkey for "Mele Kalikimaka."
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How many Christmas monkeys does it take to change a light bulb on the Christmas tree ?

 

[tiggerdad]

My super great great, etc, grandfather,,,he wasn't right in the head but he had his own ways of celebrating Christmas and it caught on.

oh,,and "Oook",,well that's monkey for "Mele Kalikimaka."
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How many Christmas monkeys does it take to change a light bulb on the Christmas tree ?

Trick question.
Everybody knows that the answer is one. The Christmas monkey would just stare at the light until it got scared and started to work again.


I wonder what would have happened if Frosty's magical silk hat had been placed on top of a batch of eggnog...

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[Born 2 Fish]

I wonder what would have happened if Frosty's magical silk hat had been placed on top of a batch of eggnog...

It would turn into a Christmas Chicken.
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What's the least likely present to find under your tree this year ?

 

[tiggerdad]

It would turn into a Christmas Chicken.
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What's the least likely present to find under your tree this year ?

A Victoria Secret model...

What's the MOST likely present that you will find under your tree?

 

[snowmedic]

A Victoria Secret model...

What's the MOST likely present that you will find under your tree?

That's easy, underwear.


When do you take down your outside Christmas lights?

 

[tiggerdad]

That's easy, underwear.


When do you take down your outside Christmas lights?

I don't, I let Mother Nature take care of that. As a matter of fact, the high winds we have had today here in MS ahead of this storm front has already gotten a good start on it for me.

OK, if the magical silk hat was placed on Eggnog, we would get a Christmas Chicken. What if you placed the hat on the Christmas Monkey?

 

[2goofycampers]

I don't, I let Mother Nature take care of that. As a matter of fact, the high winds we have had today here in MS ahead of this storm front has already gotten a good start on it for me.

OK, if the magical silk hat was placed on Eggnog, we would get a Christmas Chicken. What if you placed the hat on the Christmas Monkey?

Frank

Where is Frank spending Christmas?.............

 

[tiggerdad]

Frank

Where is Frank spending Christmas?.............

In the doghouse if his wife finds out he hasn't been shopping for her a gift or if she finds out that he said "shopping is for women".

Where is the best place for last minute Christmas shopping?