I couldn't agree with you more! Once every few years we get the urge to go into MK and watch the night time parade du jour and stay for Wishes. While there we always look at one another and question our sanity for doing so. The crowds are really more than I can handle while standing in one position.
I am fine if it is extremely crowded and we are moving around a park, but the standing and place holding thing drives me nuts! I feel as if I need to be a defensive lineman to keep people out of my space and heaven forbid if one person in the group leaves for a bathroom/refreshment trip! The crowd tends to push in and tries to engulf the minimal space.
No sir, I would much rather be beachside, dockside, loungeside, or on a balcony/patio viewing and not fighting the crowds inside and leaving the MK.
All of that said, I have no problem with Illuminations. . .