Update!
We extended our stay to arrive back after the change in quarantine policies as all three of us are fully vaccinated (and a few more days at Disney isn’t the worst either). We did the Walgreens Rapid ID Now test this afternoon, which is NAAT and an accepted test. They promise results within 24 hours.
Originally, we were planning to book an Uber or Lyft. However, I started getting nervous about the drivers refusing once they learned what we were asking of them and thereby missing our appointments. I ended up seeing a Mears taxi outside our resort a few days ago and asked him if this was something he might be willing to do- he said sure, so I called him to book it yesterday. I booked at a nearby Walgreens three days earlier, which is the earliest you can book. I booked two people into one slot and the third into another slot- they seem to do 15-minute intervals and two people per slot. I called Walgreens and they said that no insurance/ residency ID was required, that the government was funding the tests if we didn’t have insurance or weren’t residents. It did sound too good to be true, but we were prepared to pay if needed.
There was quite a line at the pharmacy drive thru, but our cab driver didn’t bat an eye. He just waited patiently for about 20 minutes until we could roll to the window. We had been told to bring ID and appointment confirmation emails, but in the end, all we were asked were our names. That amazing cab driver sat through all of us self-swabbing without a hint of annoyance- I’m not sure any Uber driver would genuinely have waited 20 minutes in a line, plus sat through people sticking q-tips up their noses, so I’m really glad we arranged this whole process in advance!
There was no charge- our receipts showed $129 for each test and then zeroed out. Unbelievably, we got our results less than an hour after getting back to the resort.
I hope this helps anyone “stuck” with the return travel testing! I know that this was a point of some anxiety for us throughout our stay and it involved a lot of puzzle pieces that needed to be fitted together.