Once a lady asked me how to get to Disney World.
I looked at her and said "You are at Disney World, but which park are you looking to go to?"
Another day a Lady tried to pay for her Rock N Roller Coaster photo with her park ticket.
I've had people ask me if the park maps were free.
Of course they arent ... you will have to pay or else you will be forced to find your own way around the park!
In DHS I heard a lady telling her son they were going to find Pirates of the Caribbean.
There is a bunch more but this is all I can remember off the top of my head right now.
I spent a summer working at a YMCA family campground near Rocky Mountain National Park and the technical term we used to describe the blowhards who would talk about things of which they had NO knowledge was "tourons" instead of morons. I think the same term applies in many of the above-described cases!
An example was the family that saw some WILD elk in a meadow and placed their small child on the back of one. Hello!!!!
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