I just got back from dropping my son off and picking up my online orders: Kroger, Meijer & a meat shop. I brought my pups along for the ride.
At Meijer, I couldn't help but notice this guy walking across the parking lot giving me all sorts of dirty looks. I kid you not. He looked familiar but I couldn't place him. Then the Meijer guy came out with my goods and I went out to load it in the front passenger floor of my truck. Tipped the guy and went on my merry way.
Well this weird dude followed me to my last stop which is a family owned & operated meat market. The building is about the size of two standard outdoor sheds. It sits on a slab of concrete, full windows in the front and the building is surrounded with gravel. Anyway, I park and get out to get my order and pay, in and out in no time. As soon as I leave, the weird guy shouts "You're the worst pet parent!"
Well that didn't sit well with me so I went off on him. "If were being honest, you need a hair cut. Mind you're own business." Well that just angered him and he yells "Oh, yeah, I'm going to call the cops, you stay right there!" So I yelled "While we're waiting why don't you pop that zit that's in the middle of your forehead. It looks like a third eye and it's confusing!" Then he imploded all the while my pups are going off.
The old man who owns the meat market comes out "What's going on? Why all this yelling?" And the weird guy tells him "Look at those dogs, she left them to go shopping!" The old man tells him to get the
heck away from my store and leave my customers alone. He puts his hand on my shoulder and we're both just shaking our heads as he drives off. And that's when I realized who this weird guy is, he works for PetSmart.
Well now...
