pjweaver
just happy to be here
- Joined
- Oct 23, 2015
My wife had to leave for a few days and I stayed to watch the dogs. Today I had a Ferris Bueller day for 40 year old men.
I cleared the coffee table and prepped it with a pitcher of iced tea and all the snack food in the house, lined the phone and all remotes so they were with in reach, and binge watch old Disney movies that I never saw but my wife had. I spent five hours watching and napping until I couldn't feel my butt.
When I got hungry I took off my robe and drove to Arby's in my pajama pants and tank top. I took my wife's car because my truck has 1/2 ton of stone in it that I was supposed to spread today. By the time I hit the drive through I was starving and blindly ordered 4 large roast beefs, and mozzarella sticks. When they asked if I wanted to try the new hot apple crumble thing I told them to give me two. $40 poorer I took my dinner home with the windows down, the sunroof open, and the heated seat on high to keep my but warm. Every time I passed a guy doing yard work I screamed "SUCKER".
When my wife called to say goodnight she asked what I did all day. I told her I was exhausted from raking leaves, but they'll probably just blow back into our yard.
I cleared the coffee table and prepped it with a pitcher of iced tea and all the snack food in the house, lined the phone and all remotes so they were with in reach, and binge watch old Disney movies that I never saw but my wife had. I spent five hours watching and napping until I couldn't feel my butt.
When I got hungry I took off my robe and drove to Arby's in my pajama pants and tank top. I took my wife's car because my truck has 1/2 ton of stone in it that I was supposed to spread today. By the time I hit the drive through I was starving and blindly ordered 4 large roast beefs, and mozzarella sticks. When they asked if I wanted to try the new hot apple crumble thing I told them to give me two. $40 poorer I took my dinner home with the windows down, the sunroof open, and the heated seat on high to keep my but warm. Every time I passed a guy doing yard work I screamed "SUCKER".
When my wife called to say goodnight she asked what I did all day. I told her I was exhausted from raking leaves, but they'll probably just blow back into our yard.