DEAR DIARY...
Ugh!!!!! I am so angry. Every morning, I like to come into the office, turn on my computer, and then go to the breakroom to fix my breakfast(I fix my own because I am of the people, and I don't need someone to do it for me).
Same breakfast every day: Thomas English muffin, a tablespoon of butter, and a chocolate milk. The breakfast of champions, as they say.
Problem is, SOMEONE KEEPS USING MY BUTTER. It's so aggravating. I'm about to set up a surveillance camera to catch them in the act.
But in the meantime, hopefully this note will do the trick.
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