The Real Story Behind Haley And Jake -Please Read-

[WDWfan36]

While searching through some interesting threads on other sites I found one that particularly interested me.

I found this story that was written by CloeTheGreat and it explains the real story of Haley and Jake.

This is not a story written by me!

Ah, behold, I have a story about two little weird virtual people who talk with popping noises! Here goes!!

(Haley drinks lactose-free milk..she can't drink coffee because she's allergic to the coffee beans..)(Also she's at home >_<)
Haley: Ahhhh...another day..to annoy kids with my voice, nice talent..huh Jake?
(Side note: Okay..okay..you're probably thinking why Jake is snooping around at Haley's house..Jake is..Haley's brother..based on my story .-.)
Jake: Indeed..now..let me call Yavn..
(Haley has a crush on Yavn)
Haley: OHHHHH!! Tell him I said HI!!!
Jake calls Yavn to discuss the popping noises.
Jake: Hello, Yavn?
Yavn: Yup? Who's this?
Jake: It's Jake! Oh, and by the way, Haley says hi..(Haley screams 'Hi!' in the background)
Yavn: Heh..I bet she can't wait to see me (cough)
Jake: Yup indeed. (Laughs)
Yavn: I got some new noises for your mouths. Wanna hear it?
Jake: Sure. But I prefer it to be silent. I feel sorry for the kids having to suffer hearing us talk..er..pop.
Yavn: OK, just wait until hear this! (Horrible-sounding music plays)
Jake: Ah.....no no. Any other noises?
Yavn: No. I guess it'll be silent then.
Jake: Okays. Maybe you can try putting in a really nice song in the background.
Yavn: Nice Idea! Look, I got to go work on that, see you soon!
Jake: Laters!
Haley: Did he say anything about me?!!?!
Jake: No.
Haley: Are you SURE!?
Jake: No. I mean Yes.
Haley: (moans) Okay.
(Jake sips coffee)
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Jake and Haley are at VMK HQ.
Haley: HEY YAVN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yavn rubs ears)
Yavn:Hi!
Jake: Haley, I think you should go start writing your blog.
Haley: No! I want to stay and chill.
Jake: Yavn and I are going to fix problems on VMK. Work on your blog..
Haley: Okay. But after..can I come??
Jake: Okay!
Haley goes write her blog. Obviously at the end of her blog she says, 'And now, let's turn it to my GOOD friend Yavn!'
Haley runs to Yavn and Jake. She finds they're working on the new mystery item. Aparently VMK_Lily was there, and she started to talk with Haley.
VMK_Lily: Heya!
Haley: Heya! What's the new mystery item?
VMK_Lily: Yavn was thinking about making Ariel Hair..but it was too difficult. Now they're making an over-sized hat-Malificent. But I got to admit..they're cool! To me..oh the kids are so not going to like it.
Haley: OH! I love Malificent! But Ariel Hair sounded pretty good. I agree with you..the kids are SO not going to like it..
VMK_Lily: Ah, time's a runnin' I got to go open VMK. See ya!
Haley: See ya!
Jake: Heya Haley!
Haley: Heya Jake!
Yavn: Ah..that little VMK tester of ours..make him stop singing 'Jingle Bells'..
Haley: Are you working on the Crash Monster?
Jake and Yavn: Yes.
Haley goes away and watches TV. And drinks lactose-free milk.
Haley: Ah..I can't wait to be Yavn's bride..
The entire VMK HQ: WHA?!
Jake: So..that's why you keep asking for Yavn..huh?
Yavn: Heh..I'm married..
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Haley screams..and cries >_<
Yavn: Uh..awkward moment.
Jake and VMK HQ: Yeah.
Haley: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yavn: Sorry to break the news but scratch that..I'm going to get married..to..(cough)..
Haley stops crying.
Haley: WHA?! WHO?!
Yavn: Uhm..er...
(Side Note: I really don't want to use a VMK staff in a bad way..I feel bad..it's just a funny story..uh..yeah.)
VMK_Annie..
(GASP)
Haley: But she doesn't work here anymore!
Yavn: Uhm...she's working at WDW..and I'm doing this Around-The-World thing..and I'm going to visit her at WDW..my first destination!
Jake: OHHHH! I LOVE Disney Parks! May I come!?
Yavn: Do you have money? (laughs)
Jake: No.

 

[Someybody]

LOL. Very funny.

But uh, caffdawg is a girl.

 

[astrostan]

LOL, that was funny.

 

[Baseballmaniac]

lactose-free!

 

[StitchfansJr]

Never thought of it like that before.

 

[I_Am_Vina]

That was too funny....thanks for sharing it.

 

[dancegrl1093]

lol, this reminded me of the introduction to WDW unofficial guide........... heh........... anyways, i'd post it, but it's obviously copy-righted....... anyways, that would be really funny if vmk was like that!!!