Do you remember that song Ludwig von Drake sings in the 2000s animated series House of Mouse? I found it on YouTube and I thought I'd post the lyrics to it.
We've got Dumbo to the left, and Bambi to the right
then Cinderella and Cruella, Prince Charming and Snow White,
Genie's next to Jasmine and Aladdin and his lamp
Along with Peter Pan and Tinker Bell and Lady and the Tramp
Here's Lumiere the candelstick and Cogsworth is the clock,
Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy and Doc,
At Table 9 I find Ichabod next to Mowgli and Baloo,
Headless Horseman at table seven and his head's at table 2
Over here is Sleeping Beauty, ooh, Someone wake her up!
From Beauty and the Beast we have the teapot and the cup
Timon and Pumbaa, Little Mermaid and the sea witch in her shell
Quasimodo's next to Esmeralda and the Beast is next to Belle.
Captain Hook, here's where he goes, and here where Mr. Smee goes.
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, right behind the Three Amigos.
Pocahontas, that's where she goes and Roy Disney, that's where he goes.
'Cause movie stars have egos and you've got to treat them right!
Mad Hatter's next to Alice, Queen of Hearts and Cheshire Cat
Johnny Appleseed and Mr. Toad, Casey and his bat,
Jiminy Cricket, Gepetto, and Pinocchio, little elf
And Monstro in the corner's got a table all to himself.
We got Hercules and Philocetes and Hades next to him,
King Arthur's next to Merlin and Sir Kay's by Madim Mim
Simba's by Mufasa and Rafiki's next to Scar
Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, Iago and Jafar.
Robin Hood and Prince John, Cri-Kee, Mushu and Mulan
There's LeFou and there's Gaston, and there's Kaah and here's Shere Kahn
And that crazy Audocan and here's Ranger Autobahn
Wendy, Michael, John, I could just go on and on!
Pink elephants, Brear Rabbit, Brear Fox and Brear Bear
101 cute Dalmatians! Whoops! We need another chair!
Paul Bunyan, Chip and Dale, and there's Kanga and there's Roo
And then Piglet next to Tigger and Winnie, he's the Pooh!
That's everyone!
Well, not quite. I didn't hear Scuttle, Flounder, Sebastian, Tarzan, Jane, Bagheera, Eeyore, Owl, Rabbit, Maurice, the gargoyles from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
We've got Dumbo to the left, and Bambi to the right
then Cinderella and Cruella, Prince Charming and Snow White,
Genie's next to Jasmine and Aladdin and his lamp
Along with Peter Pan and Tinker Bell and Lady and the Tramp
Here's Lumiere the candelstick and Cogsworth is the clock,
Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy and Doc,
At Table 9 I find Ichabod next to Mowgli and Baloo,
Headless Horseman at table seven and his head's at table 2
Over here is Sleeping Beauty, ooh, Someone wake her up!
From Beauty and the Beast we have the teapot and the cup
Timon and Pumbaa, Little Mermaid and the sea witch in her shell
Quasimodo's next to Esmeralda and the Beast is next to Belle.
Captain Hook, here's where he goes, and here where Mr. Smee goes.
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, right behind the Three Amigos.
Pocahontas, that's where she goes and Roy Disney, that's where he goes.
'Cause movie stars have egos and you've got to treat them right!
Mad Hatter's next to Alice, Queen of Hearts and Cheshire Cat
Johnny Appleseed and Mr. Toad, Casey and his bat,
Jiminy Cricket, Gepetto, and Pinocchio, little elf
And Monstro in the corner's got a table all to himself.
We got Hercules and Philocetes and Hades next to him,
King Arthur's next to Merlin and Sir Kay's by Madim Mim
Simba's by Mufasa and Rafiki's next to Scar
Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, Iago and Jafar.
Robin Hood and Prince John, Cri-Kee, Mushu and Mulan
There's LeFou and there's Gaston, and there's Kaah and here's Shere Kahn
And that crazy Audocan and here's Ranger Autobahn
Wendy, Michael, John, I could just go on and on!
Pink elephants, Brear Rabbit, Brear Fox and Brear Bear
101 cute Dalmatians! Whoops! We need another chair!
Paul Bunyan, Chip and Dale, and there's Kanga and there's Roo
And then Piglet next to Tigger and Winnie, he's the Pooh!
That's everyone!
Well, not quite. I didn't hear Scuttle, Flounder, Sebastian, Tarzan, Jane, Bagheera, Eeyore, Owl, Rabbit, Maurice, the gargoyles from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
