Talking to Youself



My DH says that when I am talking he doesn't know if I am talking to him, the dog, or myself. Usually I am talking to myself and occasionally the dog. I am the only one who listens to me.
 


Of course I talk to myself out loud. And many times it's in public.

I also bark back at dogs, go "Moooo!" when I see a cow, etc.

Last week I was sitting on a bench on the boardwalk. I'm off in the ozone somewhere and I say out loud the title of an adult video I saw, er, heard about, 30ish years ago.

The older couple at the next bench look at me, get up, and walk away. :o

In case anyone's curious, it was a two word alliterative title, both words starting with a D. Something about two women and their "toys."
 
So many people talk hands-free on their phones while grocery shopping, walking down the street, etc that I never know if they are talking to me or not. So I don't think anyone really notices if I talk to myself!
 
Oh I’m always talking to myself. Mostly I do it when I’m alone at home, but I will do it in public also, to a degree. It’s one of the reasons why I like wearing a mask, I can mumble all sorts of things to myself while perusing aisles and no one is able to tell.
 
In case anyone's curious, it was a two word alliterative title, both words starting with a D. Something about two women and their "toys."

i have a pretty good idea, pervert.

:sad2:

;)

If I asked DH to guess, he’d probably go “Sure, D——- D——-, 1990, directed by Sleaze Mc Queen, produced by DDouble DDs Studios.
 
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So I just noticed I’ve been saying “silenzio Bruno” out loud when it comes to mind. It’s fun.

I can’t think of them now, but I have said other random fun things before.
 

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