Silly Jokes

[AdamEfimoff]

have you heard the joke about the recycling center have you heard the joke about the recycling center have you heard the joke about the recycling center have you heard the joke about the recycling center did I say it over and over again

 

[Blackadder337]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?



A carrot

 

[usnuzuloose]

Pete and Repeat were riding a bike, Pete fell off and who was left?

Repeat.....

 

[PennyInPink]

What do you call cheese that does not belong to you? That is Nacho Cheese!

 

[jaiminee krikit]

What do you call cheese that does not belong to you? That is Nacho Cheese!

This is honestly the only joke I can ever remember! lol!!!

DH has a couple he likes to tell us:
What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
Why can't you see an elephant hiding in the forest? Because he's really good at it.
He laughs at himself any time he tells them (which is far more often than I care to hear them)

 

[MrsCobraBubbles]

I LOVE dad jokes (mom jokes, in my case), and I really enjoy torturing my teenager with them. 2 of my favorites:

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
an investigator!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
a gummy bear!

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face"?

 

[WDWBarb]

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.

 

[rickybobby]

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
It let out a little wine.

 

[rickybobby]

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

 

[kimblebee]

Here’s my go to for these threads..


What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?






Jay-Z