Originally posted by Motherfletcher
I took my son to Portofino for his 15th birthday (father/son thing). We had a great bay view room with a balcony. I noticed that my son left the balcony door open every time we got on the water taxi. I told my son to pack while I went down to check out. When I got back to the room I wondered what the big bulge was in the suitcase. He had packed the bathroom scale. I thought it was a joke but when we got home I unpacked to find he had taken everything out of the cash bar. Corkscrew, cashews, camera, raincoat, shoe horn, all the soap, shampoo, conditioner, bath robe, etc. He even took a roll of toilet paper. I had to laugh but it cost me a pretty penny and he will be mowing my lawn for nothing until he is 36.