~*Quotable Quotez*~

[Tiggergurl88]

Hey everyone! Do you ever hear a quote and you go "OMG that is so kool!" Well the other day I was readin my friends AIM profile and she had some really cute ones so here they are! Post more of you favorite quotes!

A best friend isnt the person who bails you out of jail....naw....they're the person sittin in the cell next to you laughin goin "THAT WAS AWESOME!"

Dont drink and drive get high and fly!

Roses are red
violets are green
when you get high you'll know what i mean!

"I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas and put on prayers, turned off the bed and hopped into the light, all becuz u kissed me goodnight!"

 

[KittieKat]

lol...if life throws you lemons..throw them back at life yelling, I dont want your damn lemons. hehe i love that one.
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Does movie quotes count?
These are all fomr FIGHT CLUB:

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives.

We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy **** we don't need.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

I am Jack's wasted life.


I LOVE FIGHT CLUB!!
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This ones from a billboard:

Don't make me come down there-God

 

[KittieKat]

haha ...more.

From Breakfast club:

Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here!

Don't you want to hear my excuse? I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship

From Ferris Buellers day off:

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it

From Romeo and Juliet:

Romeo, what's here? Poison? Drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after?

Romeo, what's here? Poison? Drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after?

Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.

A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence and have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, and some punished. For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.

My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me that I must love a loathed enemy.

From Night at the Roxbury:

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?Steve, slow down. I can't help it man, it's hottie overload! Just pace yourself. Ok... What's up? ...2, 3, 4. What's up? ...2, 3, 4...

Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.

You can take our car, and you can take our keys, but you cannot take away our dreams! Yeah, because we're sleeping when we have them!

...and he tips his hat like so..and guess who it was Emilo Estevez..the might cuck man, I swear tog od..and I was like Emilio..emilio!

 

[Roger Rabbit's Girl]

This ones weird I made it up with my girlfriends
Don't walk with sissors run with them. Lol now I fell so stupied

 

[natty41]

I drank 8 Cokes and burped 7 up

hahahaha!!! Ok it's not really that funny, but a bus driver at WDW said it!

 

[dancergirl]

I like the one about the kiss goodnight...its in my profile! I also like -I wasnt kissing him, i was telling his lips a secret

Love can tear and rip you apart. It can kill you. But if you’re lucky, it can put you back together. (the wonder years)

Topanga: I'm a damsel, but not the distressed kind, one that is in complete control. (boy meets world)

And tons more!! thats all I can think of right now!

 

[DisneyGirl421]

I love this quote--- Never underestimate the power of best friends, esp when they are together. (It's my best friends and my fav quote!)

 

[DisneyGeek13_8_2006]

Here is one from Walt Disney...

It's Kinda Fun To Do The Impossible!

 

[teh fish]

friends help you move...real friends help you move the bodies.

before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

I love quotes. I keep a quote book to hold all the funny, weird, and crazy quotes that people have said, that i read, or song lyrics that i really like.

 

[TiggerBelle05]

Originally posted by teh fish
before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

OMG I LUV THAT ONE! its sooo funny!
ok, im easily amused, ill admit it

 

[Roger Rabbit's Girl]

hehehehe...

don't underestimate the power of stupid people in groups
ok so I got it of a shirt

 

[teh fish]

if you make something idiot-proof, the world will make a better idot.

Jesus is my copilot, but the devil is my bombadier.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks that you're an idiot.

time is the best teacher; too bad that it kills all it's students.

 

[Wick]

about 9/11 :
"They cut my two middle fingers down, but my dick is still standing"

 

[KittieKat]

lol, how lovely.

 

[Disney Gurl413]

Boys Are Like Parking Spaces.....
All The Good Ones Are Taken!

 

[BabyLove99]

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.

Sir Winston Churchill

this was said way back in the day....definitely appropriate for these times now

 

[teh fish]

red meat isn't bad for you; fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

and my personal favorite, "Interstates don't have traffic lights."

keep in mind the last one is just one of those things said that causes you to stop and think, what in the sam hill*?

*I had to change the last part of the sentence because we don't want little kids to see an abbreviation that COULD stand for an expressison which is not appropriate. So we will continue to shelter the younger generation and thus keep that word as a bad connotation. Besides, these kids could go and hear worse from their classmates. Did you know that "leg" used to be a bad word? My how the times have changed.

 

[Roger Rabbit's Girl]

Guys are like lavalamps fun to look at but not to bright
he,he,he

 

[sprnklnormngrl]

i believe in good men, dragons, and other fantacy creatures

Rosez r red
Violetz r blu
Suga iz sweet
but revenge iz 2~

Yes, girls are right.
Men are a bunch of dogs.
Alot are really cute!
Tons of fun to play with
We keep all of them company.
And without us they would
be miserable and bored.

*~Don't ask God for a easy life,
ask him to make you a strong person~*

You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me

 

[Disney Gurl413]

fREiNdS PiCk U uP WeN U TriP & FaLL
{bEst fREiNDs LaUgH nD TrIp U aGaIn}

WhEn I gEt StReSsEd OuT---i KnOw I'll Be AiGhT~
~CuZ i GoT mAh GuRlS tO dAh LeFt AnD mAh BoYz To DaH rIgHt~

tHEy CaLL Me & My GiRLs *iCE*
CoS WeN We wALk iN tHa RoOm
. E . v . E . r . Y . b . O . d . Y.
. f . R . e . E . z . E . Z.

*:·.CrAzI dAyZ .*. HiLaRiUs NiTeZ.·:*
*:·.HoUr LoNg TaLkZ .*. PiLLoW fItEz.·:*
*:·.No MaTtA WuT .*. We'LL aLwAyZ bE tItE.·:*
*:·.mY GuRLz FoReVa.*. FoReVa So RiGhT.·:*

A fRiEnD wOuLd bAiL u OuTtA jAiL
bUt a BeSt FRiEnD wOuLd hAvE hEr *** iN tHeRe wIt Ya sAyIn "DaMn, ThAt WaS fUn... WhEn We GeT OuTtA hEeR, lEtZ dO tHaT aGaIn!!"

LiFe WaS mUcH eAsIeR wHeN wE tHoT bOyS hAd cOoTiEz!!

.:KoDaK DoNT HaVe eNoUgH:.
.:MoMeNtZ tO CaPTuRe aLL ThE:.
.:TRouBLe We CauSe:.

LiFe WaS mUcH eAsIeR wHeN wE tHoT bOyS hAd cOoTiEz!!

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true!

If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players who cheat?

Why do we close are eyes when we dream?
When we cry?
When we imagine?
When we kiss?
Because the most beautiful things in the world are unseen!

EvRy 1 HaS DeRe oWn ReeZiN 4 WaKiN uP
...MiNe iZ YoO...

.My FaCe.
.My VoiCe.
.YoU CaNt FoRgeT.
.My KiSs.
.My ToUcH.
.YoU WoNt ReGreT.

eVeRy wHeRe i gO i BriNg hEaT n sPiCe
LooKiN sO FiNe
gUyZ GoTtA LooK tWiCe

.·:*:·.wAlKiN Da WaLk.·:*:·.
.·:*:·.tAlKiN Da tAlK.·:*:·.
.·:*:·.sHaKiN My bOoTiE.·:*:·.
.·:*:·.cAuSe iMmA cOnEcTiCuT Qt.·:*:·.

..OnE HuG..
..OnE KiSs..
..OnE DrEaM..
..OnE ChAnCe..
..OnE LyFe..
..OnE LoVe..
..No ReGrEtZ..

*YoU KnOw HoW PeOpLe sAy ThAt If U WiSh FoR sOmEtHiNg EnOuGh It WiLL cOmE tRu..?*
*WeLL i'Ve BeEn WiShiN FoR U aLL DaY AnD YoU StiLL ArEn'T HeRe....*

iF u LuV Me - SaY It
iF u WaNt Me - ShOw It
If U NeEd Me - PrOvE It

..tHeRe R ² THiNgZ iN LiFe..
..tHaT sHoULd NEVER B bRoKeN..
HeaRTz .&. pRoMiSeZ

..iN My HeaRT tHeReZ aN eMpTy sPaCe..
..FoR ThAt oNe tRu LoVe oF My LiFe..

..FaTe HaS bRoUgHt HiM To Me..
..BuT HeZ To bLiNd To SeE..
..NoW tHe OnLy qUeSTioN iZ..
..wHeN WiLL He SeE iM tHe oNe He NeeDz?..

iF YoU FiNd tHa PeRFeCT gUy aNd He iZ SiNgLe
aLL YoU GiRLieZ sToP aNd tHiNk FoR a SeCoNd...
wHy tHa HeLL iZnT hE TaKeN

tHeY SaY LoVe LaStZ 4eVeR
¤*...BuT tHa OnLy tHiNg tHaT LaSTz 4eVa iZ PaiN...*¤

iTz NoT bOuT tHa HuGz.&.KiZzeZ
tHa i LoVe YoUz & tHa i MiSs YoUz
iTz BoUt tHa BuTtErFLiEs U GeT
tHa cHiLLz tHaT RuN DoWn Ur sPiNe
& tHa PaiN tHaT HiTz eVeRy iNcH oF Ur BoDy
wHeN He WaLkZ aWaY FRoM YoU

i WiSh EvErYtHiNg iN mY LyFe RiGhT nOw WaS jUsT a dReAm
sO i CuD JuSt WaKe uP nOw aNd EvErYtHiNg wOuLd bE
. . .A L L . B E T T E R . . .

i GiVe mUh SmYLeZ tO mAnY
i GiVe MuH EmOtIoNz tO fEw
bUt mY hEaRt StILL sTaNdS hErE wAiTiNg
CuZ aLL i WaNt iS yOo

LiFe iS aWeSoMe If YoU kNoW tHe RiGhT pEoPlE

I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT, bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE

KiSsEs r LyK TeArS
ThE rEaL oNeZ cAnT bE hELd BaCk

2 LeT a F0ol KiSS u iS StuPiD
2 LeT a KiSS FooL u is WOrsE

If U hAtE Me
I lOvE u ToO
BuT iT AiNt My FaUlT

DaT iM cUtEr ThAn u!
...iF a GuY tELLz u To SuK iT...
TuRn ArOuNd-SmILe-AnD sAy
*iTs DaNgErOuS tO pUt sMaLL oBjEcTz In Ya MoUtH*

..NeVa ReGreT nEtHanG u diD..
>>cuZ aT OnE PoiNt itZ wHaT yOu wAnTeD

I'M tRyIn 2 B bAd BuT nO1 WiLl LeT Me

ThE fIrSt TiMe I sAw YoU
i KnEw It wAs TrUe
ThAt I'd LuV yOu 4EvEr
AnD tHaT's WhAt I'lL dO
yOu DoNt KnOw WhAt yOu dO tO mE
yOu DoNt HaVe A cLuE
aNd U dOnT kNoW whAt It'S liKe
To Be Me LoOkIn At YoU

WhEn A gUrL LoVeZ a GuY. ThE SwEeTeSt ThiNg iN ThE wOrLd.. iS 2 HeAr HiM AdMiT ThAt He TrEaSuReZ hEr

*WhEn YoU sAiD yOu LoVeD mE yOu HaD mY hEaRt FoReVeR*

We IgNoRe ThE gUyS WhO AdOrE uS & AdOrE tHe GuYs WhO iGnOrE uS

* EvErY NoW AnD ThEn *
* We FiNd SoMe SpeCiaL FriEnD *
* WhO NeVeR LeTs uS DoWn *
* WhO uNdErStAnDs iT aLL *
* ReAcHeS OuT EaCh TiMe We FaLL *
* uR ThE BeSt FriEnDs ThAt iVe FoUnD *
* iF YoU LoSe YoUr WaY *
* ThiNk BaK On YeStErDaY *
* AnD ReMeMbEr Me ThiS WaY *

×º× u CaNt "jUsT bE FrIeNdS" wItH sOmE1 yOuR iN LoVe wItH...ItS JuSt NoT ThAt EaSy..׺×

*×TrU FrEnZ aRe LuViN×*
*×TrU FrEnZ CaRe &×*
*×In Da EnD ThEiR aLwAyZ ThErE×*

I wAnT 2 ß rEmEmBeReD aS tHe GiRL wHo aLwAyS sMiLeS eVeN wHeN hEr haRt iS bRoKeN,& tHe 1 WhO cOuLd aLwAyS bRiGhTeN uP uR dAy EvEn iF sHe CouLdN't bRigHteN heR oWn

NeVa ReGreT SuttiN DaT OnCe MaDe u sMiLe
.iT MuSt hAvE BeEn GoOd WHiLe iT LaStEd

WhiLe oThAz bLeNd iN 2 tHe BaCkRoUnD
i pReFeR 2 mAkE a ScEnE
ThErEs 2 TyPeS Of GrEaT pArTieS
ThOsE U NeVa 4get
aNd ThOsE U CaNt EvEn ReMeMbEr


i DoNt WaNt DiAmOnDs oR pEaRLz
DoNt TrY tO gIvE mE tHe WoRLd
i JuSt wAnT SoMeOnE tO LoVe Me
AnD CaLL mE ThEiR -BaByGiRL-
AlL u GiRlS SwEaT MaH LoOk
CuZ WaT i GoT iS OfF Da HoOk

*iF bEiN SeXi Iz A cRiMe*
*ThEn mE n My CrEw WiLL Be DoiN TiMe*

×* 2 sEe YoO LiE, iT mAkEs mE cRy *×
×* aNd ReALiZe LoVe iS LyK a FiNe *×
×* u GiVe yOr HeArT wIt oPeN gRaCe *×
×* SeEiNg EaCh OtHeR FaCe tO fAcE *×
×* AnD tHeN iT eNdS wHeN iT jUs BeGaN*×
×* ThE oNe u LoVeD tOoK yOr HeArT n RaN *×
×* sO eItHeR wAy U pAy a PrIcE *×
×* WhEtHeR uR bEiNg MeAn oR nICe *×
×* ThEn tHe CyCLe GoEs oN tO sTaRt AgAiN *×
×* WaItInG fOr SuM1 WhOz mOrE dEn a FrIeNd *×
×* EvEn tHo HeArTs sHoULdNt bE tOyS *×
×* tHeYrE cOnStAnTLy bRoKeN bY gIrLz n BoYs *×
×* YoU wILL bE bRoKeN aNd stUcK wItH jUsT fRiEnDs *×
×* ThIs iS tHe pAiN oF wHeN tRu LoVe EnDz *×

ThYnGs ChAnGe n PpL dO tO
bUt mAh LuV gOeS oUt To a CeRtaiN fEw
ThA oNeZ wHo R tHeRe ThRu GoOd n BaD
iD sAy tHeYr dA bEsT fRiEnDz iVe EvEr hAd

*THiS iZ Da gIrL i nO i WoULd LiE fOr*
tAkE a BuLLeT aNd StRaiGhT Up DiE fOr

OnE tHiNg i LeArNeD aBoUt LiFe
-iT gOEz On-
OnE tHiNg i LeArNeD aBoUt LoVe
-iT nEvEr LaStS-
OnE tHiNg i LeArNeD aBoUt PeOpLe
-ThEy ChAnGe FaSt-

So MaNy UpZ aNd DoWnZ
I DoNt KnOw WhErE To StaRt
So MaNy NiGhTz I CrY
LiFe Is BreAKIn' My HeArT

º×.LoOk iNtO mY eYeZ n uLL SeE wUt uR LoVe iZ dOiN tO mE.׺
º×.mY eYeZ hAvE LeArNeD tO sMiLe.׺

i FiNaLLy BeLiEvE dReAmZ dO cUm TrU
CuZ hEaVeN bEcAmE a PLaCe oN eArTh WhEn i MeT yOo
::drink triple::see double::act single::

tHe *SwEeT* iS nEvEr As *SwEeT* wItHoUt ThE *sOuR*


.:.LoVe iS aCcEpTiNg SoMeOnE fOr wHo ThEy ArE.:.
>YeT bELiEvIn iN wUt ThEy CaN bE
SeEiNg U AgAiN BrOuGHt BaCk ALL ThE MeMoRiEs
ThE gOoD OnEs AnD THe BaD
BuT SeEiNg U sMiLe At Me
MaDe Me 4GeT THe BaD MeMoRiEs
aNd ReMeMbEr OnLy ThE GoOd OnEs

yA oNLy LiVe OnCe
..BuT iF uR LiViN mY LiFe..
|[.OnCe iS eNuFf.]|

--PeOpLe ChAnGe--
--ThInGz gO wRoNg--
--ShYt hApPeNz--
--BuT LyFe GoEs oN—

SoMeTiMeZ u NeEd a SeCoNd ChAnCe
...BeCuZ tYmE wUzNt ReAdY fOr tHe FiRsT oNe...

tHo u SwEaR dAt U ArE tRuE
i StILL tRuSt mY fRiEnDz oVeR u

a Li$t oF dErE nAmEs u ShuDnT hAfTa sEe
dEy r MaH GrLz n dEy nO hOo dEy bE

u TiNk wEn u TaLk bOuT mE iTz aFfEcTn mE
*NaHh*
u SeE iTz OnLi pErFeCtN mE

dA wAy i FeEL BoUt YeW SuMtHiN i CanT eXpLaIn
ThE wAy I rEaCt WeN i JuSs HeA yA nAmE
DaMn.....LoVe Is InSaNe

iM sTiLL SeArChIn N i NeEd a MaN wHo
WiLL LiStEn To My Pr0bLeMs AnD HeLp MeEh tHrU
A mAn wHo Is WiLLiNg To HoLd MeEh tHrU ThE NiTe
Wh0 Is WiLLiNg To BeEh ThErE wHeN My TeArS NeEdA Be DrIeD
AnD To TeLL MeEh dAt EvERYtHiNg WiLL bE aLrIgHt

SoMeTiMeZ i WiSh i CoULd bLiNk My EyEs n WaKe uP 5 YeArZ fRoM nOw
OtHa TiMeS i WiSh i CoULd WaKe uP yEsTaRdAy

FrIeNdS R SuPPoSeD tO LaSt FoReVeR
EvEn tHo ThEy RaRLeY dO
BuT i KnOw We'LL sTiCk ToGeThEr
CuZ tHe TrUe OnEs aLwAyS dO

**CraZy aS CaN Be**
BuT iM sImPLy bEiN
--Me--

aLL ur LiFe hE*s bEen uR fRiEnd
BuT nOw YoUr siTTiN beSiDe hIm tHiNkIn
*cAn iT eVa bE aNyThInG mOrE?*