Quite the opposite. My family is totally aware of you. Here's how we plan. The formation differs based on the size of our Group:
- We use Grandma in the
scooter as a Offensive Center. She leads.
- Strollers on either side of her act as our Offensive Tackles, or as you call them "ankle attackers."
- If we have pre-teen/teen girls, they complete the line outside the strollers as Offensive Guards. They're not quite as offensive as the strollers, but they form groups which are hard to break up, so they can move people who weren't displaced by our strollers.
- We use a teenage boy as our Wide Receiver. He goes long, and shouts back if one path is more open than another.
- The rest of the family just follows behind...
That's my offensive strategy designed to move from the front gate to the Castle. Now what's your defensive strategy to counter it?
(it you can't tell, I just messing around.
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We're probably guilty of ankle slashing with strollers, but it's accidental. And since the alternative is to be the one with the trampled kid (2 year olds don't move to fast: see the woman arrested thread...), I try to turn the other cheek and laugh when I'm ankle slashed.