I was able to get a reservation for nearly everything by going in through dining first, using a Firefox browser in incognito mode, on my Mac. Other methods which should have been equally valid got me OLAF's head rolling through the snow, pink castles, Falcons frozen in mid-air, and a calendar that shows every date booked between now and the return of Christ.
I GREATLY appreciate this board and the hacks. THANK YOU EVERYONE! However, given that Disney is the largest entertainment company that has ever existed in the history of the world, and they had months to set this up, we deserve better than to be pitted against each other on their broken system.
The iceberg was a catastrophe. Telling everyone on board to report to Lifeboat #7 at the same time is what I'm objecting to.
Yes, thanks to the team on Diz, I got 90% of what I wanted, 4 hours after I started. But I am not a happy Mouseketeer.