Disney missed out on putting a Moana volcano in the middle of the attraction that "erupts," shooting riders on a slingshot over the top of the Epcot ball. A real-live Soarin'!
Perhaps a compromise for critics of the attraction could be Disney creating a special walled-off "Moana bypass" for guests who don't want their park visits tainted by seeing it.
This walled-off lane would preserve the history of the area, which could be how many visitors only know it. I'm sure there are many kids out there whose fondest memory may be taking selfies using the walls as an Instagram background. Who can forget their favorite "pardon our pixie dust" sign. Now they won't have to!
Seriously, all this discussion will end this fall when at 7 p.m. every night, the magical fountains of Moana will switch from water to beer and wine as part of the Refreshment Around The World Festival. For a mere $189.95, you'll be able to walk through as many times as you can until you just can't. Gratuities not included.
I'll be making 14-day deluxe resort reservations just so I can get a shot at a reservation!