So let me recap, and see if I got this right. Im a little hazy on some things and Ill be the first to admit that I thought that you were supposed to leave your room service trays in the hallway. Could have sworn I saw somewhere that we were supposed to, but I could be confusing a hotel with the ships. (We dont order room service very often. Maybe 3 times in 11 cruises.)
Room service trays- Call room service and ask them to pick it up.
On deck, fast food, take your empty trays to the trash with the trash if the crew members don't get to it first.
Cabanas-bus person gets it.
Table service- push your chairs in when you leave, don't treat the wait staff as your personal slaves. Try and arrive on time for a meal. If you know your going to be late the next meal, tell your wait staff so they know when to expect you. Its called courtesy. We tell our staff all the time, if we are going to be in Palo the next night.
Stateroom- try and at least be orderly and somewhat clean. They too are not your salves.
Seat Saving. No. Except in the case of restroom break, medical needs etc. Should be limited to less then 3 seats. Give or take. No whole row saving.
Attitudes. Leave them at home. Unless you are looking for a fight. In which case please feel free to disembark the ship at the next port, and don't bother getting back on.
Children, if you cant control them, or unwilling to, don't expect someone else to.
Ships crew are there to assist you on your vacation. Not to be berated because something didn't go your way or they are below you.
Dream Class adult areas. Since the forward elevators empty out into the adult areas, don't hang around the area if you have kids. Walk thru to the appropriate area. And if you happen to see someone with children walking thru the area, and they are behaving themselves, leave them alone. Like the aft elevator that open into Cabanas, its a bad design. Unfortunately we have to deal with it.
Language-Just because you use certain terms and words at home, doesn't mean that everyone else will approve of your choice of words. This applies also to the volume of conversations and the volume of tvs and games in or around the ship. Especially in the hallways near cabins. No knock and runs either. Unless you know the occupants then all bets are off.
Drinking- Please drink responsibly. See above. If not please lower your head and watch your step and if you cant lower your head and watch your step, at least lower your voice and watch your language.