I had a boss in my old line of work who loved USair and hated the Southwest cattle call (as he called it). So when he traveled with me we'd have to take USair... The boarding would start and it would of course be Super Mega Platinum first
, then Super Gold Elite, Silver, etc... Every time they called another boarding group the hoard of people would take one step closer to the gate agent
.
Finally they'd get to group 37 or something ridiculous
(which included me) and it felt like Walmart on black Friday
. Elbows thrown...body odor galore...personal space = 0
...and then we get on the jet bridge and stand...and wait
. Of course I'm exaggerating slightly with this story but I for one have learned to prefer the cattle call
to the stampede
.