But what section are they in? It wouldn't be women's clothes. Maybe with the housewares section where they sell kitchen appliances like toasters and dishes?
Never wear an apron, but I should when making spaghetti and meatballs. Everytime I get splattered with sauce. I have aprons too, so the only logical conclusion I can come up with is that I'm too lazy to put the darn thing on.
And your neighbor sounds adorable! I'm still chuckling to her jury duty response.
She told me the other day that when the election rolls around she needs a ride to vote but doesn't want a ride from someone with different political ideals because they would probably bump her off so she couldn't vote and nobody would go looking for the body of an 89 year old lady!! Lol!