Oh what the heck I'll give it a stab.
"Welcome Sir and what brings you here today."
You- " well we love WDW and the vacation club idea seems appealing."
" Well it is and here is why, you can stay at any of these great properties, BCV,BWV, OKW,VWL, VB, HH. You can even book the cruise line with points. We also have the concierge collection you can book directly with your points as well as the exchange options."
You- "ERRRRR,
I thought you guys were selling SSR?"
" Oh,...... yeah, we are. Lets go see it."
You- "Great"
" here is our feature pool with 2 slides and an interactice play area."
You- " it doesn't seem interactive to me, it is doing nothing?"
" Don't worry we are just working some kinks out here. Here is our pool bar."
You- " Can I get food there" Geeze doesn't seem like there are too many seats there"
" uhhhhhhh, BCV is great and Earl is great as well."
You - "OK?"
"Lets go see the boat transfer to DTD" How do you get there exactly"
You- " How should I know?"
" It is here somehwere...... oh well, we have it, believe you me. While we are at it, here is AP, our on site food option. It has carry out items as well as store goods."
You- " those 5 items are all you have for lunch?"
" Yeah but we add 2 things to that or dinner"
You - "GREEEEEEEEAT! "
" Here is the rooms, they have a nice view of DTD which is in fact walking distance away. It will be no problem for you to haul your family of 4 over there every night to get something decent to eat."
You- " what about room service, can I see the menu ? What if I don't get this building? Are requests gauranteed?"
"ERRRRRR boy that Earl is good and how about Rainforest."
You-" OK, I see"
" So lets talk numbers here, " soon the price will be going up to over $100 per point ". Our current price is $93 /pp. How 's that for a lifetime of memories at BCV?"
You- " You mean SSR right?"
" no I mean BCV because that is where the majority of your stays will be spent"
You- "What if I am way in the back of this place? Seems like a long walk to the main pool?"
" Hop on the bus if you want, drive over, hell if you buy points here I'll come pick you up."
You -" what is the closest theme park and can I walk there?"
" cough, cough, cough, gag, choke.... Where were we? Oh yeah, how 'bout them Yankees?"
You- " thanks for the "SSR" tour".
"anytime and remember SSR is a great place"
DAVE