DISer Epitaphs

[CapEldano2]

As a tribute to last Halloween's contest in VMK, I will be making epitaphs for anyone who wants one, for them to put in their signature.. if you want an epitaph, please specify whether you want it to be your VMK name (and what your VM name is) or your DIS name.. here is mine

Here Lies
CapElDano
He got shot by a bad old Soprano​

 

[Master Gracy]

well my dis name already has an epitah,
so try mastergracyfan perhaps?

 

[CapEldano2]

Here Lies Dear
mastergracyfan
As you can see, he kicked the can​

 

[disneymom2one]

Arggggg oops

 

[CapEldano2]

Here Lies
Coodisneyfan
Who came across a crazy old man​

 

[Master Gracy]

LOL thanks CapEldano2!

 

[CapEldano2]

Here's some more samples

Here Lies
Dear Ol' Dennis
He lost his life over a game of tennis

Here Lies
Captain Sparrow
He had a fateful meeting with a bow and arrow

Here Lies
Cousin Blair
Who found himself face to face with an electric chair

Here Lies
Dear Auntie Cat
She thought a rattlesnake would make a good hat​

 

[Vally]

try ta' do me Vally


its gonna' be hard

 

[dancegrl1093]

ok, um not to sound very hoggish, but can i please have one for my vmk name (Bluelips) and one for my dis name??????

 

[CapEldano2]

try ta' do me Vally


its gonna' be hard

Here Lies
Dear Ol' Vally
She was found to be dead in the back alley​

 

[CapEldano2]

ok, um not to sound very hoggish, but can i please have one for my vmk name (Bluelips) and one for my dis name??????

Here Lies
Bluelips
She's six feet in the ground and pushing up tulips

Here Lies
Dear dancegrl
She didn't wear her seatbelt and went for a whirl​

 

[WDWfan36]

ohh ohh do me! WDWfan36 and if you wouldn't mind could you do TheDivaStar

 

[Vally]

can you do 1 for my un-db's vmk name????
his is:
ARKTrooper
and thx for the 1 for me

 

[Loves Disney]

Cap, cap, cap...that epitaph hardly fits you...tsk tsk tsk!

This one is much more appropriate:

CapEldano lies buried here dead
He got so stupid, his brain ran from his head.

 

[dancegrl1093]

Here Lies
Bluelips
She's six feet in the ground and pushing up tulips

Here Lies
Dear dancegrl
She didn't wear her seatbelt and went for a whirl​

awesome!!!!!! thanks soooooooooo much!!!!!

lol, and i thought of one for WDWfan36 (although i'm sure capeldano will think of a better one)

Here lies
WDWfan36
Some crazy old fools put her head on some sticks​

yes i am thinking of that cannibal island part of the jungle cruise.........

 

[CapEldano2]

Cap, cap, cap...that epitaph hardly fits you...tsk tsk tsk!

This one is much more appropriate:

CapEldano lies buried here dead
He got so stupid, his brain ran from his head.

Well since you did one for my.. i'm obligated to do one for you

Here Lies
FrontierSuzy
She fatefully drowned in her jacuzzi​

 

[CapEldano2]

ohh ohh do me! WDWfan36 and if you wouldn't mind could you do TheDivaStar

Here Lies
WDWFan
She was crushed my a mini-van

Here Lies
TheDivaStar
She was paved under a foot of tar​

 

[Spongeblair]

Here Lies
Cousin Blair
Who found himself face to face with an electric chair
Hey that's me lol​

 

[CapEldano2]

can you do 1 for my un-db's vmk name????
his is:
ARKTrooper
and thx for the 1 for me

Here Lies
Dear ARKTrooper
He jumped of a bridge 'cause he thought he was super​

 

[Loves Disney]

Well since you did one for my.. i'm obligated to do one for you

Here Lies
FrontierSuzy
She fatefully drowned in her jacuzzi​

But yet...that makes no sense...lol...teahee

CL_FrontierSuzy rests soundly here.
Her soul drifted far and
her heart bled that final tear.

It means I died peacefully! lol...not in some outlandish hot tub! haha