Sugarbaby1022
Earning My Ears
- Joined
- Oct 15, 2008
Crunch, Crunch, Slap
Have you ever had one of those moments when you hate someone so much, you start a PROs and CONs list in your head that reassures you it would be worth it to slap them across the head? And even if your list turns out to have more CONs than PROs, you slyly adjust that list so it still comes out as more PROs for the slap than CONs? And then you stare at the back of that person's head for what seems like 15 minutes, considering where on their body the slap would be most effective, only to realize you'd have to get up out of your seat and walk 5 feet to their desk, and you've already had 2 donuts from the break room, so you begrudgingly let it slide, because you don't want to tarnish the euphoria of having replaced your healthy low-sugar oatmeal with 2 raspberry jelly filled angel halos...
This is the only thought I'm having right now, because my cubicle neighbor is chomping on pretzels (more like small animal bones). And I swear he's chomping so manically, I can feel bits of pretzel fly out of his mouth and flick me across the face. It's all in my head probably, but still.
Once I've cooled off (more like showered off), I'll come up with a better wedding-related blog, I promise.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you hate someone so much, you start a PROs and CONs list in your head that reassures you it would be worth it to slap them across the head? And even if your list turns out to have more CONs than PROs, you slyly adjust that list so it still comes out as more PROs for the slap than CONs? And then you stare at the back of that person's head for what seems like 15 minutes, considering where on their body the slap would be most effective, only to realize you'd have to get up out of your seat and walk 5 feet to their desk, and you've already had 2 donuts from the break room, so you begrudgingly let it slide, because you don't want to tarnish the euphoria of having replaced your healthy low-sugar oatmeal with 2 raspberry jelly filled angel halos...
This is the only thought I'm having right now, because my cubicle neighbor is chomping on pretzels (more like small animal bones). And I swear he's chomping so manically, I can feel bits of pretzel fly out of his mouth and flick me across the face. It's all in my head probably, but still.
Once I've cooled off (more like showered off), I'll come up with a better wedding-related blog, I promise.