MEMO:
To: Sir Baron
From: Elvis Cole
This investigator is filing the requested report upon completion of the surveillance you ordered. All events were personally witnessed by either this investigator, or his partner, whose identity and brand of sunglasses cannot be divulged for continued future retention.
Surveillance began on Saturday, March 9. This investigator attempted to park in the old Pluto parking lot, but it apparently has been leased to the Six Flags Company for a combination Thrill Park and tasting grounds for new tortilla products. Seeing no crowds inside the new park, Investigator drove past the unmanned turnstiles and parked in front of an empty attraction with a Limo in its name.
Investigator arrived at
Disneyland at 4:38 pm, and set up surveillance. At 5:28 pm, Investigator identified Subject, hereinafter referred to as such or as "Barnum", wearing a matching outfit to the description given; namely, a white t-shirt with "Baron Rocks!" emblazened on the front.
Investigator followed Subject to the designated rendezvous point ("Alpha point"), at a discreet distance, with standard double evasion techniques. At 5:38 pm, Investigator confirmed with "Joe" that necessary tools were in place and "Joe" had safely left Alpha without cover exposure.
At 5:57 pm, Subject arrived at Alpha, "Coke Corner," and sat down. Subject appeared nervous, glancing in each direction numerous times, and appeared to review a laminated card over and over. Investigator's 50X Canon revealed card to be a placard with "Approved Questions List & Talking Points" in 14 point Times New Roman font on top.
At 6:02 pm, Subject 2, heretofore referred to as "Vox Disneyana," approached the "Coke Corner," carrying large white cardboard box of undeterminable origin. Investigator checked for visual affirmation, using Roetheir's Test cross-indexed with descriptions from the DOD download. Investigator confirmed that Vox Disneyana is The Suspect. He is a middle-sized male in his thirties, with dark hair, and a goatee beard. He was wearing a sweatshirt with "UC-SB Gauchos" on the front, and was singing "Jungle Boogie" as he approached Alpha point. His jacket had a "Fox Sports" logo.
At 6:03 pm, Vox Disneyana joined Barnum at small table with four chairs. Investigator initiated eavesdropping equipment at a parkbench within visual range of 50X viewfinder.
At 6:04 pm, Vox Disneyana placed first finger to lips, and unscrewed salt shaker on small table, crushing Investigator's eavesdropping equipment.
At 6:06 pm, Investigator initiated back-up eavesdropping equipment located on tile next to chair of Vox Disneyana, and began recording.
At 6:07 pm, Vox Disneyana dropped large white box on tile, crushing eavesdropping equipment. 50X viewfinder revealed white box to be a script treatment for "Pinocchio 2: Electric Bug-a-Boo (Jiminy's Cricket's Revenge)."
At 6:08 pm, Investigator initiated digital long-range taping of scene, with computer enhanced lip-synchronized sentence analyzer.
Investigator recorded following output:
Barnum: Why the secrecy?
Vox Disneyana: There are <inaudible> with plans to destroy me. I can only count on The Baron, <inaudible> and I am sure that the Captain will <inaudible> if he finds out my true identity. And sir, that question is not on The Approved List of Questions.
Barnum: I'm sorry. Let's begin.
Vox Disneyana nods.
At 6:14 pm, Vox Disneyana pulled out large umbrella with an embrodiered caricature of "Shrek" and motioned Barnum underneath the umbrella, shielding Investigator from the view of the conversation.
At 6:28 pm, two unidentified people, a couple perhaps, arrived at Alpha and sat down.
At 7:02 pm, all four individuals left by different routes, and Investigator attempted surveillance of Vox Disneyana. At 7:07 pm, Vox Disneyana slipped behind the Blue Bayou restaurant and disappeared behind an unnoticed door leading to a second floor private area. Surveillance terminated.
