Why the Hallmark channel for hound dogs? What if you have a chubby hound dog?? Oh god if Lola figures out room service she & Dory will eat us out of house & home (& hotel)! Then again, she can eat her keep at the resort by cleaning dishes. She already does that at home.
Now you
know those hound dogs get sucked into all those sappy movies on the Hallmark channel! God help us if the find the soap opera channel... we'd never get them to do anything else except watch Susan Poochie on 'All My Puppys'.
That person that is posting the 'report your complaints about the dogs' to guest services every other time they post might want to send a note to the room service people telling them that if anyone calls and orders a pound of bacon and some bones it's probably one of those resort dogs.
I also want to know if the dogs will be issued a magic band. I actually did see a lady with a service dog that was wearing one.
If the dogs are getting magic bands does that mean they can make fast passes? This means that there will probably be a run on all the fast passes available for the Tomorrowland Speedway. Dogs love a good car ride, especially in a car that doesn't have windows... or doors. Same goes for the People mover.
Next up I can see them wanting to visit that dog in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and the Carousel of Regress.
Country Bear Jamboree would probably be the scariest attraction for dogs, what with all those singing bears. Unless you have a dog that likes corny country music songs I wouldn't chance it. While we're on the topic of troublesome attractions for dogs I think they might go a little nutty in the Tiki Room, especially if you had a hunting dog. I suspect more than a few feathers would be ruffled if those dogs could get their hands on a ladder in that room.
If you had a dog that liked children then It's A Small World is definitely the ride for that dog. Just keep in mind that when the ride is over that dog will be a little sad so you will have to go on it again, and again, and again....
Tom Sawyer Island is another dog favorite, especially if you have a "Private Pooper". That's a dog that needs some privacy to poop versus the "Hey look at me I'm pooping!" kind of dog. That's a dog that struts around after they drop a load, kind of like he's the big kahuna or something. The smaller the dog the bigger the strut it seems...
I can also see the dogs sneaking off to ride Disney transportation while their people are at the parks. If the monorail pulls up and it's full of dogs I wouldn't be surprised. I would totally get in, ride all day with the dogs and have the best day at Disney ever!
~NM