middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,881 Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
scott2997 DIS Dad #543 Northern Ohio Joined Nov 2, 2010 Apr 26, 2012 #3,882 middlepat said: Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Click to expand...
middlepat said: Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Click to expand...
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,883 Once the cop pulled over Fed....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,884 Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Fed is called Logic
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Fed is called Logic
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,885 When Fed wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,886 Fed can cut through a hot knife with butter
theduck619 DIS Dad #188 Joined Jul 19, 2007 Apr 26, 2012 #3,887 Fed once caught a gator fishing. It was a belt and boots when he got home.
theduck619 DIS Dad #188 Joined Jul 19, 2007 Apr 26, 2012 #3,889 Jimmy Hoffa is not missing, he is hiding from FED
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,890 At Halloween, ghosts and monsters sit around the campfire telling Fed stories...
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,891 Fed doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,892 Fed doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,894 Fed once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Fed once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
theduck619 DIS Dad #188 Joined Jul 19, 2007 Apr 26, 2012 #3,895 FED doesn't Google, He already knows what he needs to know
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,896 Fed can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,897 Death once had a near-Fed experience
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,898 When the president pushes the big red button Fed's cell phone rings
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,899 Fed never laughed in the face of death...he finds nothing amusing about his own reflection.
middlepat Dis Dad Member #325 Joined Jul 4, 2005 Apr 26, 2012 #3,900 Fed doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone