I Got This Recipie In An Email, And Was Wondering If Anyone Has Tried It...

[Banzai]

Grandma's Killer Fruit Cake

Ingredients

1 Cup water
8 oz mixed nuts
1 Cup brown sugar
1 Cup butter
1 tsp. Salt
2 Cup dried fruit
4 large Eggs
Juice of 1 lemon
1 tea spoon baking powder
1 bottle bourbon

Method

Sample the bourbon to check quality.
Take a large bowl.
Re-sample the bourbon to ensure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one tsp sugar and beat again.
Make sure the bourbon is still okay. Cry another tup.
Turn on the mixerer.
Break two eggs and add to the bowl, chuck in the dried fruit.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry
it loos with a drewscriver.
Sample the bourbon to check for tonsiscency.
Next sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares?
Check the bourbon.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turnerer.
Throw the bowl out of the window, check the bourbon again and go to bed

 

[pumba]

how about some french fries that I am making.......yummy

 

[vickyBaby]

ROFLMAO -- what a hoot.

 

[mickey65]

I have tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard! Thanks!

 

[missymouse3367]

Love it!! LOL

 

[Beth E. (NJ)]

That is very funny!

I have a cookbook that has a similar recipe for the refridgerator cake. They have you licking the beaters after you make the whipped cream.