Post your hilariously bad Disney tips/advice!

[Lizgistix]

Share with the class some hilariously outrageous tips or advice that any Disney fan would know is definitely not true.

Here is my example / contribution. The single rider line is for people who are not married.

 

[skeeter31]

Whatever rumor/news the bus driver tells you is gospel as if you heard it from Walt’s frozen head.

 

[CdnCarrie]

Someone once told me to sneak down into the utilidors and eat for cheap at the CM canteen.
She went every year and insisted her and her sister did this all the time.

 

[mi*vida*loca]

You have to pay for fast passes.

 

[chickapin parterre]

strollers are allowed in lines and CMs will be glad to help maneuvering strollers to safe place.

 

[#1hoosierfan]

Go Christmas week. The crowds won’t be bad.

 

[1GoldenSun]

Walt Disney World is only for people with young children.

 

[MonorailPrincess]

Hanky panky in the Skyrider is fine, you'll never get caught.

 

[FigmentSpark]

Go left, since everyone else goes right.

 

[Donald13]

The 3 pm parade starts at 2

 

[Jennasis]

You need to line up for the parade/fireworks two hours before hand...

or

You can show up 5 min before the show and get a spot up front.

 

[kymom99]

Go left, since everyone else goes right.

I find this to be true

 

[MillauFr]

That you have to get in line early to get one of the Disneyland popcorn buckets. A few years ago there were 3 to 4 hour long lines in the morning of people waiting to get popcorn buckets. We got one at 4:30p with no one in line in front of us.

 

[WickstarRunner]

Sleep in every morning, you don't need to be in the parks before noon.

 

[Heigh-Ho]

That you have to get in line early to get one of the Disneyland popcorn buckets. A few years ago there were 3 to 4 hour long lines in the morning of people waiting to get popcorn buckets. We got one at 4:30p with no one in line in front of us.

I wonder if that would still be the case thesedays. There's a lot of ebay sellers and I've read that stuff frequently sells out sometimes coming back quickly in stock sometimes weeks later.

 

[Heigh-Ho]

You must do a dining plan it's the only way to do Disney

 

[MonorailPrincess]

Sleep in every morning, you don't need to be in the parks before noon.

This was our strategy every trip, every day using EMH at night.

 

[DaisyDuck001]

Try to cram in as many rides and other activities as possible, planning every minute of the day. There is no need to allow room for spontaneity or rest.

 

[WickstarRunner]

This was our strategy every trip, every day using EMH at night.

Well that's a unique situation isn't it

 

[RamblingMad]

You can wing it.