Your most embarassing moment at WDW. . .

Many years ago when Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was still a thing at MGM (and MGM was still a thing, for that matter), we got in what we thought was the front of the line for the next show. "How lucky to be first," we said to one another.

After about 10 minutes of no one else showing up, we started looking around and realized the line was for the Narnia set walk-through. So we quietly slinked off and got in the actual line for Millionaire....:rolleyes1
 
I am very vocal about a women's right to breastfeed (or baby's right to eat) wherever. But as a private person, I prefer a little discretion especially as the babies got bigger and more wiggly.
While at Disney with my middle as a baby I thought I found the perfect solution in the people mover. No lines, I could stay on forever. Got on and it took her awhile to get settled. Finally did and I placed a light blanket over us. A few seconds later we pull back into the boarding area and my DD decided she wanted to look around, she grabbed the blanket, pulled it down, unlatched and smiled at the group now at the top of the escalator right as my milk let down and squirted all over the place.
Yep.
 
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I am very vocal about a women's right to breastfeed (or baby's right to eat) wherever. But as I private person, I prefer a little discretion especially as the babies got bigger and more wiggly.
While at Disney with my middle as a baby I thought I found the perfect solution of the people mover. No lines, I could stay on forever. Got on and it took her awhile to get settled. Finally did and I placed a light blanket over us. A few seconds later we pull back into the boarding area and my DD decided she wanted to look around, she grabbed the blanket, pulled it down, unlatched and smiled at the group now at the top of the escalator right as my milk let down and squirted all over the place.
Yep.


Still behind puking in a stranger's purse, but that makes it onto the leader board. . .

:rotfl:

;)
 
Mine was actually because of something DS did.

American Express used to have occasional open houses at WDW which involved a few treats and characters. Goofy was looking at a book or something with a little girl and DS broke free and just plowed into Goofy and almost knocked the little girl flying. He was excited and meant no harm but I got some "strong" looks before I took him out and read him the riot act. He never did anything like that again.

Goofy got even by backing into DS when we were leaving 'Ohana and knocking him down. Goofy picked him up and kidnapped him for a few minutes but that's another story.
 
I'm going to get flamed....since I know how people feel about people peeing in public...and discipline..and terrible parents..etc.

We were caught in a horrendous rain storm last year at HS and we lost our rental stroller and had to make a run for it with our kids. My then 8 yo (who has some developmental issues -- relevant here so I'm mentioning) might have told us he had to use the potty. We were running and it was lightening. I only recall him asking one time. We were going to find him a bathroom when we got out of the rain, but he either got overwhelmed by the rain and crowds and our running or he didn't understand....but while the 3 adults and older child ducked under an awning at the gate and turned around for a minute to discuss where the bathroom was and finding our resort bus, our youngest eloped.

The freak out over his elopment was nothing compared to when I found him seconds later....several feet away....pants down....peeing near the ticket booth. Dh looked over and saw him at the same time and we both yelled ...(something like: noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!) which caused him to start crying and having a meltdown...which caused our older son to start crying because of all the noise.

Thank goodness it was absolutely pouring torential rain and lightening. I have no idea how many people witnessed this scene. We are not banned. No Disney police came out and took our kids away.
But I am forever mortified. Probably should have kept it to myself, but whatever.
 
I'm going to get flamed....since I know how people feel about people peeing in public...and discipline..and terrible parents..etc.

We were caught in a horrendous rain storm last year at HS and we lost our rental stroller and had to make a run for it with our kids. My then 8 yo (who has some developmental issues -- relevant here so I'm mentioning) might have told us he had to use the potty. We were running and it was lightening. I only recall him asking one time. We were going to find him a bathroom when we got out of the rain, but he either got overwhelmed by the rain and crowds and our running or he didn't understand....but while the 3 adults and older child ducked under an awning at the gate and turned around for a minute to discuss where the bathroom was and finding our resort bus, our youngest eloped.

The freak out over his elopment was nothing compared to when I found him seconds later....several feet away....pants down....peeing near the ticket booth. Dh looked over and saw him at the same time and we both yelled ...(something like: noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!) which caused him to start crying and having a meltdown...which caused our older son to start crying because of all the noise.

Thank goodness it was absolutely pouring torential rain and lightening. I have no idea how many people witnessed this scene. We are not banned. No Disney police came out and took our kids away.
But I am forever mortified. Probably should have kept it to myself, but whatever.


Hey, you gotta go, ya gotta go. :confused3


I can see why you all got a little freaked out, but I say no real harm done. . . :)
 
Hey, you gotta go, ya gotta go. :confused3

That was obviously his feelings.

We let him do that traveling in the mountains and camping. I guess he figured it was raining...why not? At least I guess that was his logic.:o

I was actually embarrassed by our yelling at him. But I was so afraid someone saw and we were going to get asked to leave. Disney brings out weird parenting moments.
 
That was obviously his feelings.

We let him do that traveling in the mountains and camping. I guess he figured it was raining...why not? At least I guess that was his logic.:o

I was actually embarrassed by our yelling at him. But I was so afraid someone saw and we were going to get asked to leave. Disney brings out weird parenting moments.



He was just being a kid, and you were just being a parent. :)


I notice you live 'in the middle of a corn field'.


It's a shame you weren't around here during the "Corn People Revolution."

You would of loved it.

;)

:D
 
I'm going to get flamed....since I know how people feel about people peeing in public...and discipline..and terrible parents..etc.

We were caught in a horrendous rain storm last year at HS and we lost our rental stroller and had to make a run for it with our kids. My then 8 yo (who has some developmental issues -- relevant here so I'm mentioning) might have told us he had to use the potty. We were running and it was lightening. I only recall him asking one time. We were going to find him a bathroom when we got out of the rain, but he either got overwhelmed by the rain and crowds and our running or he didn't understand....but while the 3 adults and older child ducked under an awning at the gate and turned around for a minute to discuss where the bathroom was and finding our resort bus, our youngest eloped.

The freak out over his elopment was nothing compared to when I found him seconds later....several feet away....pants down....peeing near the ticket booth. Dh looked over and saw him at the same time and we both yelled ...(something like: noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!) which caused him to start crying and having a meltdown...which caused our older son to start crying because of all the noise.

Thank goodness it was absolutely pouring torential rain and lightening. I have no idea how many people witnessed this scene. We are not banned. No Disney police came out and took our kids away.
But I am forever mortified. Probably should have kept it to myself, but whatever.
I'm a 50 year old woman, with multiple health issues that cause mobility issues and pretty much daily pain. In other words, I can be grumpy. Yes, even as Disney. Don't get me wrong, I try to keep a good attitude, but sometimes I just can't do it. And rainy days make my health problems worse. The day you described would have been a bad day for me.

All of that said, I would have laughed out loud seeing a boy peeing, outside, in the middle of a downpour. It would have made my day.
 
I'm a 50 year old woman, with multiple health issues that cause mobility issues and pretty much daily pain. In other words, I can be grumpy. Yes, even as Disney. Don't get me wrong, I try to keep a good attitude, but sometimes I just can't do it. And rainy days make my health problems worse. The day you described would have been a bad day for me.

All of that said, I would have laughed out loud seeing a boy peeing, outside, in the middle of a downpour. It would have made my day.


Wouldn't have bothered me in the least either, especially since it sounds like it was obvious the parents weren't encouraging it.
 
I was waiting for my other half (who was in the restroom), so I sat down at the only available spot on a concrete surround behind an escalator over in Epcot. (I can't think of the name of the building, but I think it's the Land Pavilion.)

Anyway, I'm sitting there, clearly visible, and a woman who was part of a large family came and sat on top of me. Literally. Sat. On. Top. Of. Me.

Neither she nor any member of her family seemed upset by this. I was a little upset, though, and slightly embarrassed...

So many of these have me laughing hysterically, but I just can't get over this. Who does this? How can you sit on a complete stranger and act like it is not a big deal. It is SOOOO a big deal. LOL
 
I'm pretty cool, so I can't think of a lot of bad moments. . .:rolleyes1


But one day I was at the Magic Kingdom- got there early, hit all my childhood rides; Jungle Cruise, Pirates, Haunted Mansion, Small World. Pan. . .

It got to be lunch time so I headed out and took the monorail to the Contemporary where I had a couple drinks at the 'Outer Rim'. . .then I took the mono to the Poly where I had a couple at the pool bar, then I took the mono to the GF and had a couple in the lobby bar.

I meant to eat, but it slipped my mind. . . so I went back into the MK and headed to Splash Mountain. I get in line, and as I got closer to getting on I realize I really had to pee.

I get to to the loading platform, and as the previous riders exit the log, I get in, never sit down, and just keep going until I find a bathroom..

Then, I come out of the bathroom and there's a fox and the big Baloo character interacting with some kids.

And I say, "Hey Baloo! High five buddy!" And go to give him a high five, except he doesn't notice me, because of course he's "Brer Bear" and not Baloo. . . and I miss and end up tripping over a little fence and falling in a flower bed.


I look up, and there are kids, parents, characters staring at me. . . and I said, "Toby Tyler" and got up and got the hell out of there.


It was a shameful bus ride back to the Port Orleans, but a few hours at the bar in Scat Cats eased
 
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